Not Elder Law: World’s Oldest Looking Man Dies
Via The Spoof:
The world’s oldest looking man, Freddy Grantabunto died last night aged77. Ironically, doctors have attributed his death to old age.
Aretired Malaysian wood-chopper who spent most of his entire lifeworking in the small village of Juntar, Grantabunto’s ratio of facialwrinkles to age was believed to be the highest anywhere in the world.Indeed, some of his wrinkles (in and around his eyes) measured lessthan 0.03mm apart. Apart from a small section of his cheek, friends sayGrantabunto had “hardly any smooth patches of skin left on his face”.Experts say he could have “easily passed for a 112 year old”.
“Hereally did look way way older than his years”, Guinness Book of RecordsHuman Achievement’s researcher, Bradley Tramble revealed.
Ed: OK, so it’s a joke. Now that the DRA has become law, we need something to laugh about.